straight girls..

There is definitely thrill, a rush of excitement, and some extra oomph when it comes to chasing a straight girl. You get sucked in the notion that you could possibly change her. Only if she gives you the chance to show her how beautiful the other side is. You get lost in the clouds, in the fantasy that you could wife the girl and make her gay. There is some misconception that straight girls and for purposes of this blog, bisexuals, bisexuals not because I feel like they are a bit slutty with the whole switch hit thing but because at the end of it all they will get married to a man, why? You ask...well!!! Because they can. Wow!!! I am side tracking...anyway the misconception is that straight girls have a little lesbian in them tucked in somewhere. All we need to do is flick that switch and boom!!! She is gay.

I have been a victim of this and it literally feels like a dog chasing its own tail, we all know how that ends. However, bitterness aside...lol!!!...there are a few lessons I picked from the straight girl chasing mess.

Number one; stick to your guns. By this I mean, I swore on my grandpa's grave that I would never let myself get trapped in a straight woman's spell. I constantly kept reminding myself that it is not worth it every time I let my mind go astray. And there I was falling deeper and deeper for this straight girl but once I snapped out of it I realised I should have stuck to my "no falling for straight girls" rule and I would be one heart break short.

Number two; straight girls are just that straight...period!!!! No amount of wooing, coaxing, convincing, witchcraft, prayer will ever turn them gay. Once in a while they will dip into the gay pool but it’s for experiments sake. Do not hold your breath and expect that they will eventually come out to you and thank you for turning them.

Number three; it is a bit harsh but straight girls should never be taken seriously. They will not want to break your heart so they will keep on going with the flow. The baby's, I miss you's, I love you too's will be there is plenty. Do not under any circumstance let yourself get carried away. It is a facade and they will eventually break your heart. Totally not worth it.'

Finally lesson number four. You can never compete with dick. If the bitch wants dick there is absolutely nothing you can do about it. Get your mind off dildo's and vibrator's that is not dick that is a sex toy. Straight girls are just that straight do not fall into that trap. Take it from me...IT IS NOT WORTH IT...

Its all your fault by pink