Wishes...

If I could wish upon a star,
I would be a star,
If wishes were horses,
I would be a beggar,
If wishes were light,
I would bask in it's glory,
If wishes were priced,
I would sell my soul,
If wishes were prayer,
I would lick the Most High's toes,
If wishes were song,
I would sing so hard my throat slits,
If wishes were strength,
WWE would be my arena,
If wishes were sex,
My twart would drip endless wet,
If wishes could take this pain away,
I would wish upon a star....